Charmed Life by the HNN

[Martin Cloneas]

Come here to see all the new News of the day by your Favorite Host that Twi'lek with a knack for getting the information, Marson Charmer....

[Martin Cloneas]

Marson dressed all in blue with a three piece suit comes into Focus...

Welcome and thank you for tuning in and making this your Number One Show for getting you the news.

First up before we get to our celeb watch and whos dating who in the show we have an exciting clip sent in to us from an anymonous source. Watch the ending for a BIG surprise.

Clip shows a top of a building in a skyline what appears to be a Coruscant skyline even. Someone sneaks out of the top of a roof entry and onto the roof. All of a sudden lights are blazing all over and the person turns to flee towards one side of the building right at the camera. Even though the view is from a distance sound effects added to make it appear as though it is happening right in front of you. About 5-10 armed people come p from the side of the building onto the rooftop and the person who is completlly unrecgonizable form this distance stops and turns looking scared. He appears to reach to his side for something and then blaster fire is hitting the person from all angles. As the person is flung one way and the other before collapsing obviously dead, a silver tube shoots out of his hand and onto the roof. Glimmering ever so slightly in the blazing lights. Obviously a datapad or something used to store large amounts of data on it. The picture freezes on the tube as it hangs in mid air and the person is falling backward after being hit in the chest by a bolt.

Isn't that amazing folks? thats our Imperial Security forces hard at work and stopping those....have you guessed by now? Yes a Jedi. As you have all assumed they are not dead and our Empire is as always trying to protect you from those freaks of Nature. Just another day on the job for those hard working security folks though. Give them a hand the next time you see one. And please keep these holos coming in we will get them on the air for ya.

Marson turns to face another Camera and smiles big again.

On the other side of the galaxy we have more disturbing News. Nal Hutta has once again been the scene of a riot in one of the Hangar bays that spilled out onto the streets. We know The Network does not want you to see this but we have a duty to the Truth. Please for our younger viewers just listen to it do not watch.

A scene opens up where a man carrying a holo recorder is walking along and all of sudden out of nowhere the hangar door is balsted open and thrown out into the public. It strikes several people and everyone watches in dismay as blaster fire erupts around the smoke and debris filling the streets in front of it. Slowly some humans are backing out of the hangar and some a re shot. the man is backing away slowly until he finds a place of cover to watch and film. As the scene rolls on Security of some sort armed and hoping to calm the conflict is now in the middle of a threeway blaster fight. Soon shots are ranging out from the hangar, the humans who came out, and who ever the Security Force was. People trying to scurry away and avoid this were being hit by stray blaster fire. then all of a sudden a stray shot in slow motion coming right at the recorder and then a bright flash and loud groan, blood curdling groan is the only audio on the recording. The recorder falls to the ground and the picture fades to AMrson with a sad look on his face.

We commend that fine person on sticking in there long enough to get this recorded and get it to the people who would use it right. We can only hope that peace was restored in a timly manner, but alas that was not the Case. I learned from an inside source the whole thing started over a double booking for a load of frieght. We can only assume what or whom this frieght was being used by, but that assumption would most likely be correct. The tally on the dead from this unfortunate altercation was 75, 58 were civilians on the streets. Our hearts go out to those families who lost someone there today or many someones.

Up Next we dive into the question fo the Day. Who is on top of whom in the holos backstages...Stay tuned cause you know only I lead the Charmed Life and get all the dirt...We will be right back after these messages.